I must admit leaving college was somewhat of a bummer
Do you want to know the true story behind college graduation announcements? Okay, listen up because it goes like this. So you’re about to get that big-time diploma. We’re talking a bachelor’s degree in science or arts. This is no mere high school diploma. Graduating from a university is a big deal. It means that you’re much more likely to acquire a career you actually want. Anyway, what do you think these college graduation announcements are going to lead to? I’ll tell you what’s next. Cold hard cash! It’s that cut and dry, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and don’t forget the various other presents and prizes from relatives and acquaintances. Why else do you thing some individual long ago came up with the concept of college graduation announcements? It was for the booty! I mean that in a pirate/loot kind of sense. Graduating from college equals money and gifts from the proud ones.
Okay, have I convinced you yet to go crazy with the college graduation announcements? Yeah, now you’re going to send these babies to folks you don’t really even know. In fact, you’re probably making a massive list from your Myspace account right now. Hey, I don’t blame you. College graduation announcements are a powerful tool. I knew this when I witnessed one of my buddies receive a Hummer from his grandparents. Just sit and think about that for a while.